[Lyrical fragment up for grabs...]

My news is newer than your news
My views be holier than yours;
My blues be bluer than your blues
And my trues are truer than yours.

See the state we're in, losing is a win,
And winning means we get to lose some more;
Now there's a madman at the door with a magnum 44
And he don't need democracy no more...

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